If I get blamed for someone else's passive aggressive-"ness" one more time...

Red lights appear to be optional now.

So being a teacher DOES come in handy.
"Are you a student?"

"Do you have any teacher identification?"

Some cops like teachers.

Oh... and don't pull over on the left side of the road.

Utter rediculousness. Just take notes!

"rice cakes, eggnog, and ACP."

"no wait...there's a cow on that eggnog."

"how about some corn [on your burrito]."

"I sit through car washes during my lunch break."



...Some things....you just have to be there!

Student: I wish there was a time machine so I can go back during that time and give them a piece of my mind. Ooooh Man. Uh. If I was there--

Another student: you wouldn't make it back.

I am in charage of the panther head.

...and I get paid in Starbucks.

So ummm... yeah

fire drill. lunch. not smart.

Soooo um...

lunch.
Houston exits.
Going through neighborhoods...
"Is this a dead end?" - 5 minutes!
Drive through...waiting...waiting... - late
Nevermind, no time
NO LUNCH!

Oh they wrote it wrong on the schedule.
No inservice.

lunch.