"What can you say about a 25-year-old girl that died?"

O: "I'm bored, so I am flexing my cleavage."
Me: ??!

Who else is there to trust?

"Even though I betcha you have a wife, who is actually stupid enough, to believe you are the one guy with integrity, the one guy, until of course she finds that lipstick mark on your boxers, and then its game over pal. And that one thing  you held so dear that one thing you loved more in then anything in the world, is tainted and ruined and destroyed like that.  Ergo if you had a brain in either head, you would realize I was doing us both a favor." - Love Happens